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Requisites:	*Monster 18 or HNCL 27, Con 50+5LVL,**
Alignment:	any E
HD/level:	&2m-2
Weapon Prof.:	0+level/2
To Hit Table:	++3
Save Table:	++3
Reference:	RDG 12/29/22 – DL X Rm 16
Groups:	Monster, Concordant (x2)
Complexity:	CF=3

“It’s pretty bad when a Christmas tree gains sentience and a thirst for cataclysm.”

Gets one X action per round.

You are immune to Traps, Tricks, and Specials of your multiplier or less.

1X, 1/s, Eat a slain or helpless group of creatures: They are Erased from the chalkboard; you gain one of their abilities permanently (this will be similar to how Uncommoner3 works).

Can trade hit points into equivalent SSD Boxes similar to Living Planet.

Level N (every even level): +1 Size Class.

Level 1: You have a bite attack (CCLd20, 20-CCL crit range, on crit, swallow whole).

Level 1: You are a sentient Christmas tree. Your DL is your CCL. You have a “Room” slot. It counts as a room. In this slot, you can store up to CCL*10million gp and up to CCL groups of beings (swallowed, summoned, created or otherwise), and up to CCL Traps/Tricks/Specials. Alternately you can store a copy of an entire dungeon room you've interracted with.

Level 1: 1X, 1/s: Roll a [x2] Enemy Cataclysm that affects all your swallowed targets:

Roll	Effect ([x2] effect, lasts 1 reset, no resist)
1	Your “ears burn” and literally ignite from catching the attention of a dungeon of Creator-of-Universe beings.
2	You are Capital-T Truename Dominated permanently.
3	You’re in every room in the map hex. Nosy, aren’t you? Let’s see how that works out.
4	Your hp go deep negative, you are coup-de-graced, and your body is teleported outside the dungeon.
5	Your heart becomes true gray goo that replicates itself.
6	You vile-degen all Str, Dex, Con, Int, Wis, Chr, and hp/s.
7	You act as an RS=255 source that ignores immunity or hole-in-the-middle. (313,745% chance insanity; −255 Con and Cml loss per hour, including now.)
8	You act as patient zero for every virus from the virologist/virus-mage class.
9	You ride the elevator down to the deepest dungeon level with the doors open the entire way. Smile and wave for posterity.
10	All rooms in any dungeon of this planar layer are lowered—only for you.
11	You have familiar-immunity versus any beneficial effects you or your party run or produce (can’t drop).
12	Enemy effects versus you are no-resistance and fully “J” (instantaneous).
13	You project image into every group on the crystal sphere. Enemies can channel special effects at you through it.
14	You are teleported to a different plane. All enemies in the dungeon get one parting shot or special effect against you.
15	You are Capital-L Loop Incursed permanently.
16	Some high-level Being channels an SL=40 spell through you, causing Lesser-God Twilight for 30 days. Good night, sleeping beauty.
17	Your soul, silver cord, and truename are visible to all enemies. Exhibitionist.
18	You are a Pawn to any monster in the dungeon. You get around.
19	You are Capital-U Unconscious permanently.
20	You drink a multicolored pool. Your soul is magic-jarred into a potion bottle that gains sentience and a continuous Otto’s Irresistible Dance.